Check Up

A blonde walks in to the doctor's office for her yearly check up. When
the doctor examines her hands, he notices she has a hole in her left
one. When the doctor questions her on this, she replies:

"Well, things aren't going to well, and I decided to commit suicide. So
there I am down in my basement with the note wrote out and a gun to my
breast. Then I got to thinking, if I shoot myself here, then I would
ruin my $5,000.00 boob job, so I held the gun up to my nose. Then I got
to thinking again. If I shoot myself here, I would ruin my $2,000.00
nose job, so I held the gun up to my ear. Well, I don't like noise, so
I
put my left hand over it."