Headmaster: I've had complaints about you, Johnny, from all your teachers. What are you doing?
Johnny: Nothing, sir.
Headmaster: Exactly.
Showing posts with label Little Johnny. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Little Johnny. Show all posts
Jokes : Johnny was late in class
Johnny was late in class
Once Johnny was late in class, so the teacher attending the class asked him "You know the importance of periods ?"
Little Johnny replied "Ya, once my sister said she missed one, my mother fainted, father had a heart-attack, and our neighbour committed suicide"
Once Johnny was late in class, so the teacher attending the class asked him "You know the importance of periods ?"
Little Johnny replied "Ya, once my sister said she missed one, my mother fainted, father had a heart-attack, and our neighbour committed suicide"
Little Boys request and the Government
A Little Boy 1 Day Wrote A Letter 2 God He Asked For 50 $ And Posted It . When The Postal Department Read They Found It Hilarious , They Forwarded It 2 The President. The President Read It And Found It Quiet Hilarious So He Sent 20 $ To The Boy .
The Boy Was Quiet Happy 2 Recieve The Money. He Sent A Thanks Letter It Said "dear God I Got The 20 $ From The White House , But These Bastards Deducted 30 $ In Tax !! "
The Boy Was Quiet Happy 2 Recieve The Money. He Sent A Thanks Letter It Said "dear God I Got The 20 $ From The White House , But These Bastards Deducted 30 $ In Tax !! "
Humor :Bed Time Humor
One night John sent his kid : Billy to go to sleep. Five minutes later the boy screamed, "Dad! Can you get me a glass of water!?! I am dying of thirst!!"
"No. You had your chance Billy! You could have got a glass of water before you went to bed. Now go to sleep , it's bet time!"
A minute later the boy screamed "Dad!! Can you get me a glass of water? I am dying of thirst!! I know it's bedtime but I'm thirsty!"
"No. I already told you before. It's bet time and you had your chance. Next time you ask I'll come up there and spank you."
"Dad! When you come up to give me my spank bring also the glass of water!"
"No. You had your chance Billy! You could have got a glass of water before you went to bed. Now go to sleep , it's bet time!"
A minute later the boy screamed "Dad!! Can you get me a glass of water? I am dying of thirst!! I know it's bedtime but I'm thirsty!"
"No. I already told you before. It's bet time and you had your chance. Next time you ask I'll come up there and spank you."
"Dad! When you come up to give me my spank bring also the glass of water!"
Half mad
A school inspector asked the class, "If length of the platform is 200 metres and speed of the train is 100 kilometres what should be my age?"
Noting the absurdity of the question, a clever student answered, "Fifty years, sir." The answer was absolutely correct.
The inspector was astounded. He asked the boy his method of calculation. "Simple, sir," the boy replied, "I have an elder brother aged 25 years and everybody calls him half mad!"
Noting the absurdity of the question, a clever student answered, "Fifty years, sir." The answer was absolutely correct.
The inspector was astounded. He asked the boy his method of calculation. "Simple, sir," the boy replied, "I have an elder brother aged 25 years and everybody calls him half mad!"
Small time Thief
A boy was caught stealing a watch from a shop. He was taken to a police station and put in a lock-up.
A hardened criminal lodged there showed some sympathy and said, "You are wasting time on small items. Why don`t you rob a bank?"
The boy replied, "By the time I leave school, all banks are closed."
A hardened criminal lodged there showed some sympathy and said, "You are wasting time on small items. Why don`t you rob a bank?"
The boy replied, "By the time I leave school, all banks are closed."
Little Johnny
Seven-year-old Little Johnny was always skeptical to try new foods. One dinner his grandmother served him roast beef accompanied by a traditional side dish. Curious, Johnny asked what it was. "Horseradish," replied the grandmother. His parents and grandparents cautioned him about its effects, but he politely helped himself to a small portion, which disappeared in one swallow. Seconds later, Little Johnny's face contorted in shock as he gasped, "Which part of the horse is it??"