Evolution of dance very funny look at it
How did the human race appear?
A little girl asked her father : How did the human race appear?
The father answered: God made Adam and Eve and they had children and so was
all mankind made.
Two days later she asks her mother the same question. The mother answered:
Many years ago there were monkeys from which the human race was developed.
The confused girl returns to her father and says: Dad how is it possible that you told me that the human race was created by God and Mom says they were developed from monkeys.
The father answers: Well dear, it is very simple. I told you about the origin of my side of the family, while your mother told you about her side...
The father answered: God made Adam and Eve and they had children and so was
all mankind made.
Two days later she asks her mother the same question. The mother answered:
Many years ago there were monkeys from which the human race was developed.
The confused girl returns to her father and says: Dad how is it possible that you told me that the human race was created by God and Mom says they were developed from monkeys.
The father answers: Well dear, it is very simple. I told you about the origin of my side of the family, while your mother told you about her side...
What Happens?
What happens when you fall in love with:
A chef? (You get buttered up.)
A chauffeur? (You get taken for a ride.)
A gambler? (You are cheated)
A telephone operator? (Gives you a phone-y line.)
A trashman? (Dumps you.)
A clockmaker? (Two-times you.)
A pastry cook? (Desserts you.)
A shoe salesman? (He walks all over you.)
An elevator operator? (Lets you down.)
An artist? (Gives you the brush.)
A jogger? (Gives you the run-around.)
Wrong Bottle!!
A woman was sitting in the doctor's office when he came in and said,
"Mrs. Jones, this isn't a urine sample you brought in. It's apple
juice."
"Oh my god" she said, "I've got to get to a phone."
"Why?" asked the doctor?
"I may have packed the other bottle in my husbands lunch box."