Medical Concerns

An elderly married couple scheduled their annual medical examination on
the same day so they could travel together. After the examination, the
doctor then said to the elderly man, "You appear to be in good health.
Do you have any medical concerns that you would like to ask me?"

"In fact, I do," said the old man. "After I have sex with my wife the
first time, I am usually hot and sweaty, and then, after I have sex
with
my wife the second time, I'm usually cold and chilly."

After examining the elderly lady, the doctor said: "Everything appears
to be fine. Do you have any medical concerns that you would like to
discuss with me?"

The lady replied that she had no questions or concerns. The doctor then
asked: "Your husband had an unusual concern. He claims that he is
usually hot and sweaty after having sex the first time with you and
then
cold and chilly after the second time. Do you know why?"

"Oh that crazy old son of a bitch!" she replied. "That's because the
first time is usually in July and the second time is usually in
December!"