i did it

As the crowded elevator descended, Mrs. Wilson became increasingly
furious with her husband, who was delighted to be pressed against a
gorgeous blonde. As the elevator stopped at the main floor, the blonde
suddenly whirled, slapped Mr. Wilson, and said, "That will teach you to
pinch!"

Bewildered, Mr. Wilson was halfway to the parking lot with his wife
when he choked, "I... I... didn't pinch that girl."

"Of course you didn't," said his wife, consolingly. "I did."