Great Son!

A young lad's father picked him up from school to take him to a dental
appointment. Knowing the parts for the school play were supposed to be
posted today, he asked his son if he got a part.

The boy enthusiastically announced that he'd gotten a part. "I play a
man who's been married for twenty years."

"That's great, son.

Keep up the good work and before you know it they'll be giving you a
speaking part."