What Happens?

What happens when you fall in love with:

A chef? (You get buttered up.)

A chauffeur? (You get taken for a ride.)

A gambler? (You are cheated)

A telephone operator? (Gives you a phone-y line.)

A trashman? (Dumps you.)

A clockmaker? (Two-times you.)

A pastry cook? (Desserts you.)

A shoe salesman? (He walks all over you.)

An elevator operator? (Lets you down.)

An artist? (Gives you the brush.)

A jogger? (Gives you the run-around.)