Some very cool replies

“Haven’t we met before?”
“Yes, I’m the receptionist at the nearest psychiatrist clinic.”

“Haven’t I seen you someplace before?”
“Yeah, that’s why I don’t go there anymore.”

“Is this seat empty?”
“Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.”

“Your place or mine?”
“Both. You go to yours and I’ll go to mine.”

“What sign were you born under?”
“No Parking.”

“I know how to please a woman.”
“Then please leave me alone.”

“I want to give myself to you.”
“Sorry, I don’t accept cheap gifts.”

“I can tell that you want me.”
“Oh! You’re so right. I want you... to leave.”

“I’d go through anything for you.”
“Good! Let’s start with your bank account.”